Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Two words: blizzard sex
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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