Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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