Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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