Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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