Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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