'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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