I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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