No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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