I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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