My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
In America we eat man semen.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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