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(519): View more from Ontario

so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?

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(917): View more from New York City

i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.

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(561): View more from Florida

my being single is dangerous.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(862): View more from New Jersey

It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.

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(716): View more from New York

You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.

(315): View more from New York

Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.

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