I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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