Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.