So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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