so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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