she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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