if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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