never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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