Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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