im drinking this country out of the recession.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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