also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Everyone says I win the strip club
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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