You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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