Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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