butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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