No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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