Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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