Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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