Christians are straight up FREAKS
420 ftw
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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