Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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