Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She told me I should be a condom model.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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