If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm at about main and main street
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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