I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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