sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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