So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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