Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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