I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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