the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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