just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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