I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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