...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
the liver wants what the liver wants
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Shame is for Republicans.
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