hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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