i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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