What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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