I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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