i think my mom watched the whole time
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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