After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My balls are so social today.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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