New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You are the jesus of drinking
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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