please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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