she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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