Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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