it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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