I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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