Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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