The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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